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Monday, May 30, 2011

May: The List

May 1st:  OSAMA BIN LADEN IS GONE.  This is history . . .
May 2nd:  Air conditioning in my car is ON!  Hell yesss!!
May 3rd:  "Life's too short, don't be a dick!"  Bumper sticker I saw while driving today.  Cracked me up! Ha!
May 4th:  Why does every guy I see look like they haven't showered in six days . . . ON PURPOSE??  Why??!!  On another note, "Serendipi-tea" is 2 years old today!! Thank you so much for reading!!!!
May 5th:  In celebration of Cinco De Mayo I had sushi, fish tacos and sake.  Awwww yeah.
May 6th:  Six hours home to Wyoming!  Dang, I love drivin'.
May 7th:  Sis's Graduation and then PARTY in Deadwood, SD.  Blackjack is soooo my game, as are old time pictures with my sister's entire wedding party . . . (Can you find me?  Haa!)

THIS IS HOW YOU DO DEADWOOD!!!!  

May 8th:  Sis's Wedding shower and Momma's Day. 
May 9th:  Six hour drive back to Montana.
May 10th:  Highlight of the day:  Skinny Carmel Macchiato.  2nd highlight of the day:  Realizing that Google has made my dictionary obsolete when looking up how to spell words such as "macchiato".
May 11th:  The new Jell-o Temptations commercial where the parents scare the crap out of their kids DISTURBS ME.  Who's brilliant idea was that?  Check it out HERE.
May 12th:  Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle with tattoos, muscles rippling from under his tank top and . . . back hair.  Wow.
May 13th:  First bear attack of the season.  Two hikers outside of Big Sky.  They are OK.  BUT I'M NOT OK.  And it begins . . . 
May 14th: Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle who totally CANCELED OUT the guy from May 12th.  Oh my goodness . . .very, very nice. 
May 15th:  Watching The Housewives of NJ gives me a headache and is nauseating.  So much drama . . . and it's still hard to turn the channel!
May 16th: Brushing up on my Arabic and new friends.
May 17th:  Another day off today and, man, I got shit done!  However, while cleaning I ran over my vacuum cord and scared the crap out of myself.  After unplugging the vacuum, some help from a good friend and a little electrical tape, I was back in business.  Whew . . . it was freaky though!
May 18th:  Watched the movie "Due Date" and about peed my pants it was so funny.
May 19th:  Woke up.  Went to work.  Came home.  Went to sleep.  Pretty boring day.
May 20th:  Dear Beyonce,  "Who run the world?"  WOMEN.  Not girls, WOMEN.  God, I cannot stand this song.  It's time to call it quits, B.
May 21st:  The end is neigh . . . I should ask a believer in this Apocalypse bullshit to write me a check for $1,000 and post date it for May 23rd.  You know, as a leap of faith. (Deuteronomy 18:21-22Dude.
May 22nd:  Today was the last Sunday I have to work 8-5 until Labor day!  Bring on Summer!
May 23rd:  Saw my favorite all-black new Camaro driving around.  I also saw a red one and smiled at the two gentlemen inside.  Teeee heeeee!!!
May 24th:  Rain, rain, go away!  Come again some other day!  (It's OK though, it sounds nice outside my window.)
May 25th:  I am watching the three season boxed set of "Deadwood".  This is seriously one of the most well written series I've ever seen.  Good lord this show is awesome!
May 26th:  So, I am wearing the SHORTEST black dress ever in my sister's wedding.  It's like a cocktail dress!  You don't even wanna know what happens if I bend over . . .good lord.  Good thing I've given up drinking, because I could really make an ass out of myself in that thing.
May 27th:  The floods have come to B town.  There is water everywhere, on the roads, in people's houses.  It's pretty scary.  Hopefully the rain will stop soon.
May 28th:  Sometimes it is hard to understand the behavior of the people I work with.  That is all.
May 29th: Our downtown CO-OP has the BEST grilled cheese sandwich and it's CHEAP!  And there is usually a very handsome, blue eyed sandwich maker behind the counter who gives me extra cheese.  He's my soul mate.
May 30th:  It feels like it's been raining for 2 weeks straight.


What did YOU do in May?
Sincerely,
Nik

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