May 2nd: Air conditioning in my car is ON! Hell yesss!!
May 3rd: "Life's too short, don't be a dick!" Bumper sticker I saw while driving today. Cracked me up! Ha!
May 4th: Why does every guy I see look like they haven't showered in six days . . . ON PURPOSE?? Why??!! On another note, "Serendipi-tea" is 2 years old today!! Thank you so much for reading!!!!
May 5th: In celebration of Cinco De Mayo I had sushi, fish tacos and sake. Awwww yeah.
May 6th: Six hours home to Wyoming! Dang, I love drivin'.
May 7th: Sis's Graduation and then PARTY in Deadwood, SD. Blackjack is soooo my game, as are old time pictures with my sister's entire wedding party . . . (Can you find me? Haa!)
THIS IS HOW YOU DO DEADWOOD!!!!
May 8th: Sis's Wedding shower and Momma's Day.
May 9th: Six hour drive back to Montana.
May 10th: Highlight of the day: Skinny Carmel Macchiato. 2nd highlight of the day: Realizing that Google has made my dictionary obsolete when looking up how to spell words such as "macchiato".
May 11th: The new Jell-o Temptations commercial where the parents scare the crap out of their kids DISTURBS ME. Who's brilliant idea was that? Check it out HERE.
May 12th: Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle with tattoos, muscles rippling from under his tank top and . . . back hair. Wow.
May 13th: First bear attack of the season. Two hikers outside of Big Sky. They are OK. BUT I'M NOT OK. And it begins . . .
May 14th: Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle who totally CANCELED OUT the guy from May 12th. Oh my goodness . . .very, very nice.
May 15th: Watching The Housewives of NJ gives me a headache and is nauseating. So much drama . . . and it's still hard to turn the channel!
May 16th: Brushing up on my Arabic and new friends.
May 17th: Another day off today and, man, I got shit done! However, while cleaning I ran over my vacuum cord and scared the crap out of myself. After unplugging the vacuum, some help from a good friend and a little electrical tape, I was back in business. Whew . . . it was freaky though!
May 18th: Watched the movie "Due Date" and about peed my pants it was so funny.
May 19th: Woke up. Went to work. Came home. Went to sleep. Pretty boring day.
May 20th: Dear Beyonce, "Who run the world?" WOMEN. Not girls, WOMEN. God, I cannot stand this song. It's time to call it quits, B.
May 21st: The end is neigh . . . I should ask a believer in this Apocalypse bullshit to write me a check for $1,000 and post date it for May 23rd. You know, as a leap of faith. (Deuteronomy 18:21-22) Dude.
May 22nd: Today was the last Sunday I have to work 8-5 until Labor day! Bring on Summer!
May 23rd: Saw my favorite all-black new Camaro driving around. I also saw a red one and smiled at the two gentlemen inside. Teeee heeeee!!!
May 24th: Rain, rain, go away! Come again some other day! (It's OK though, it sounds nice outside my window.)
May 25th: I am watching the three season boxed set of "Deadwood". This is seriously one of the most well written series I've ever seen. Good lord this show is awesome!
May 26th: So, I am wearing the SHORTEST black dress ever in my sister's wedding. It's like a cocktail dress! You don't even wanna know what happens if I bend over . . .good lord. Good thing I've given up drinking, because I could really make an ass out of myself in that thing.
May 27th: The floods have come to B town. There is water everywhere, on the roads, in people's houses. It's pretty scary. Hopefully the rain will stop soon.
May 28th: Sometimes it is hard to understand the behavior of the people I work with. That is all.
May 29th: Our downtown CO-OP has the BEST grilled cheese sandwich and it's CHEAP! And there is usually a very handsome, blue eyed sandwich maker behind the counter who gives me extra cheese. He's my soul mate.
May 30th: It feels like it's been raining for 2 weeks straight.
What did YOU do in May?
Sincerely,
Nik
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