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| Oh. Hell. No. |
As you know, bears are my biggest fear. I sincerely feel that bears are out to eat humans and that they get together to discuss their yearly quota of human attacks every year. I know it's a rather irrational fear, but they freak me out just the same.
Anyway, my sister is 8 months pregnant and texting me from this little tourist trap in South Dakota called "Bear Country USA". Basically, some nut job decided to gather up a ton of black bears on some land and then allows people to DRIVE through the sea of bears.
Is this entertainment? No. I find this horrifying.
I remember "Bear Country USA" well. In fact, my parents decided to take us to this "amusement" park when I was around 10 years old. I remember lying on the floor of our van with my eyes closed imagining myself anywhere on earth but bear Mecca.
"Amusement" park, my ass.
So, here are the texts I received from my sister today.
Sister: BEAR COUNTRY! (Attached is a picture of a large black bear.)
Me: You r a freak. R u in SD?
Sister: Yah were celebrating our anniversary
Me: Cool . . .bear country sounds so romantic dude.
Sister: LOL shut up.
Me: Ur like a DOUBLE cheeseburger to those bears right now preggers . . . be careful.
Slightly inappropriate, but true.
I dislike bears very much,
Nik
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