My 10 Year High School Reunion

Why I'm not going:

1. I've given up binge drinking.
2. It's great practice for this new thing I'm trying . . .just say no--while running in the opposite direction, arms flailing.
3. I had a good friends in High School and we are still in touch. Why add a gym filled with streamers, bad music, and a cash bar?
4. I graduated from that place for a reason.
5. And finally, two words: Myspace. Facebook.

Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,

Nik

Class of '99