A Lesson In Douchebaggery

Quick backstory--met this guy in a bar, gave him my number, he proceeds to call me late at night and ask if he can come to my house for, like, an hour.  Ummmmm . . . PLAYA PLEASE!

Anyway, here is a quick and easy guide to replying to douchebags at 1am in the morning: 

From: DB
"hey what's up?"
Received:  Mon Nov 07, 1:31 am

To: DB
"nothing. reading"
Sent:  Mon Nov 07, 1:36 am

From: DB
"send me a picture"
Received:  Mon Nov 07, 1:36 am

To: DB
"ok.  one sec . . ."
Sent:  Mon Nov 07, 1:37 am

To: DB
Sent: Mon Nov 07, 1:39 am

Never texting THAT GUY again,
Nik